I have boring.. so I did this.
BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 1
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 2
ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian Da
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3
POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 0
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. Ja
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[x] You have been to Germany
Total = 6
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheeler.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or Jewish.
Total = 3
AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[ ] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[ ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... 1627 Connecticut
[ ] You watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog.
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You cried when Steve Jobs died
Total = 1
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total= 5
BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3
DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania. (I admit that I had to laugh about this.)
Total:4
SWEDISH
[x] You have blonde hair
[x] You know what surströmming is
[x] You know the diffrence between of living in the south or north Sweden
[x] You understand Norwegian
[x] You eat lunch in school for free
[ ] You are tall
[x] You can sing at least three of Abba's songs
[x] You have seen an elk
[x] You know what a Brony is
[ ] You like Ice Hockey
Total: 8
Okay, I got 8 in swedish, and I'm from sweden so...