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I have boring.. so I did this.

BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[  ] You know what a brolly is.
[  ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[  ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[  ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[  ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[  ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[  ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[  ] You love a backyard barbie.
[  ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] You're a sports fanatic.
[  ] You are tanned.
[  ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 2


ITALIAN
[  ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[  ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[  ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[  ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[  ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total =  3


SPANISH
[  ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[  ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[  ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[  ] You are dark skinned.
[  ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[  ] You know what platanos are.

Total =  3


RUSSIAN
[  ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[  ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[  ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[  ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian   Da
[ ] You love listening to techno.

Total =  3

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[  ] You know what a pizda is.
[  ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[  ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[  ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[  ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[  ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total =  0

IRISH
[  ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[  ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[  ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[  ] You have/had red hair.
[  ] You have/had freckles.

Total = 2


GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[  ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. Ja
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[  ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[x] You have been to Germany

Total =  6

CANADIAN
[  ] You like to ride 4 wheeler.
[  ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[  ] You know what poutine is.
[  ] You speak some French.
[  ] You love Tim Horton's.
[  ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[  ] You watch Degrassi.

Total =  1

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[  ] You love wine.
[  ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[  ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or Jewish.

Total =  3


AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[ ] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[  ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... 1627 Connecticut
[  ] You watch way too much TV
[  ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog.
[  ] You have a cushy job
[  ] You cried when Steve Jobs died

Total =  1

NORWEGIAN
[  ] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[  ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[  ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total= 5

BELGIAN
[  ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[  ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[  ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[  ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[  ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.   
[  ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[  ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
   
Total:  3

DUTCH
[  ] You like the color orange.
[  ] You are a football enthusiast.  
[  ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.  
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[  ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[  ] You tend to favor the megalomania. (I admit that I had to laugh about this.)

Total:4

SWEDISH
[x] You have blonde hair
[x] You know what surströmming is
[x] You know the diffrence between of living in the south or north Sweden
[x] You understand Norwegian
[x] You eat lunch in school for free
[ ] You are tall
[x] You can sing at least three of Abba's songs
[x] You have seen an elk
[x] You know what a Brony is
[ ] You like Ice Hockey

Total: 8

Okay, I got 8 in swedish, and I'm from sweden so... :)
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Die bitch

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Guuush... Life is so boring... Need to do something.
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Wishes

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I wish I were a boy...
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So fucking wrong...
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